As the lovely folks over at ArenaNet are awesome, they’ve been giving various fansites beta keys for the final BWE that’s happening July 20-22. And we’ve got 25 of them to give away here at Under the Pale Tree!
So, here we go. How do you enter, you may be asking? Well, it’s quite simple. All you have to do is come up with a punchline to one of the following joke setups! As you can see, there’s a bit of a theme here
- So, a sylvari and an asura walk into a bar…
- What did the sylvari say to the charr?
- What happens when a norn challenges a sylvari to a drinking contest?
Now, the nitty gritty. To actually enter, send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org, with the subject line “BWE3 Key Contest”. Please include three things: 1. The joke you’re answering, 2. Your actual punchline (obviously!), and 3. Your online alias you’d like to go by. One entry per person, obviously – this means you can only come up with a punchline for one joke! All entries must be in by 8pm CDT (9pm EDT, 6pm PDT) on Sunday, July 15th. Keys will be distributed to our favorites by Monday afternoon, and our favorite punchlines will be published on the blog. The keys are only good for BWE3, and not for any other stress tests that may happen after that point.
Also, be fair and please don’t enter if you’ve already got your beta place. Let everyone get a chance at playing next weekend!
Good luck, and have fun!
EDIT: IF YOU ARE COMMENTING ON THIS POST, YOUR ENTRY DOES NOT COUNT. ALL ENTRIES NEED TO BE EMAILED TO ME TO ACTUALLY COUNT. Please, if you are going to enter a contest, take the time to actually read and follow the rules.